Diary Entry 1

Dear Diary,

Things I’ve learned about sailing: it is REALLY easy to get seasick. I’ve been managing pretty well with some meditation, but Marty was snarfing off the railing of the ship all last night! Most of us have been feeling it to some extent – except for DIETANIUM; she’s runnin’ ‘round lookin’ like she was born on a ship!

We got a little break from the rolling when we stopped at Pandira, though… it’s an island where no one kills anything! Can we, like, LIVE here please?? But seriously, we’re just here to retrieve some gold that’s owed to Captain Molly… I guess it’s in this dead wizards house? Between you and me, I’m not convinced that the money is really owed to the Captain… but… what’s a dead wizard gonna do with it?

Did I mention I’m writing from his kitchen right now? We’ve been wandering through his gross house for a while now (do NOT even get me started about the spiders; it still feels like they’re in my hair, even though DIETANIUM essentially went over me with a flamethrower).

Wisteria said it looks like no one’s been living here for over a decade – very weird. The family of giant weasels out in the garden weren’t much help either, even though Rave tried her darnedest to befriend them.

We have found SOME stuff though – Shinobi is fanboying over some books about magic that were in a library type room; I like the pictures in the one about gems! And Marty found a mysterious trapdoor we can’t open… Gives me hope that maybe there IS a big treasure here after all… Will follow up later, bye for now, Diary!

XOXO~~~~~

AUUUGH, a blood curdling scream just tore through the kitchen!! And there was that booming death warning earlier… we gotta find out what’s goin’ on on that front before someone pees their pants. 😡 Into the cellar!