Diary Entry 3

Dear Diary,

So, turns out it’s PIRATES that you’re not supposed to kill on Pandira. Which is good, because we met a pirate and we DIDN’T kill him! (Though we did kill a variety of evil fish people called sahuagin. I only tied mine up, just to be on the safe side – but Shinobi cast a fireball that took, like, half of them out before anybody could blink, so… a fight was unavoidable).

Rave got some solid scares in on a couple of ‘em, and Marty randomly stabbed them quite a lot. Once they were dispatched, we had a chat with that one pirate I mentioned, Art – sadly all of his friends had already been taken out by the fish people. When I say chat, I mostly mean everyone trying to take off all his clothes while threatening to kill him – but eventually he got in his dinghy and rowed off to his ship, the Bamburgundian.

Now that that’s all sorted (as my dear Renair would say), I think we can finally breathe a bit more easily in this dang house – which we’re still exploring. We’re now checking out the upper floor, where DIETANIUM did a sweet swing over this big hole in the corridor (and Rave, like, BAMFED us over there too). But now I’m hearing Wisteria yelling at something on the other side of the hole, so maybe I spoke too soon…
More laters, love you, Diary!

XOXOXO,
Red Erin