Month: December 2022

  • Diary Entry 2

    Dear Diary, You know what’s even worse than a decrepit haunted house? The basement of a decrepit haunted house. What should have been a normal wine cellar had a CORPSE in it, and the corpse had ROT GRUBS – which must be just about the grossest thing in Faerûn. At least the corpse had a…

  • Diary Entry 1

    Dear Diary, Things I’ve learned about sailing: it is REALLY easy to get seasick. I’ve been managing pretty well with some meditation, but Marty was snarfing off the railing of the ship all last night! Most of us have been feeling it to some extent – except for DIETANIUM; she’s runnin’ ‘round lookin’ like she…